Friday, September 16, 2011

Max Funnies on a Friday

Just some random things that Max has said that have been funny lately. He's quick witted, for sure.

1. We were at the bookstore and I had to go to the bathroom. Max had to go to so I took him along with me. Both stalls were occupied when we entered so we waited. A lady came out of one of them and quickly mentioned that there was no toilet paper. Max headed right in and announced, "Well, good thing I don't have to poop!"

2. A difference in our kids- Zoey has not wanted to ride the bus here for various, multiple reasons. I agree with a couple, so we just take the kids to and from school. So, basically for three years Zoey has been making a case for her to not ride the bus, BUT during the second week of school, Max comes to me and says, "Umm... when can I ride the bus?"

3. I bought some groupons for a local carwash. We actually drive by it every day on the way to school, but haven't ever used it. I figured, with Ross away, it was a fun time to try. A person sprays you down first, but then it is one of those that you drive thru and sit in while it washes and dries. Anyway, the kids loved it. So much so, that every couple days Max tells me, "Mom, the car is dirty!"

4. His latest thing to say when finishing something (and it can be anything) is "Mission Accomplished!" He doesn't say it every time, which makes it so funny. He just recently became able to open this certain package that was hard and said, "yes, mission accomplished!" Or I tell him to put his shoes on and when he's done, "Mission accomplished!" it makes me laugh!