The Amazing, Flying, Face-Planting ROSS

It seems Ross is stealing the show lately with his goings-on, so this one is all about him again. We went to a store yesterday and he ran back to the car for something. On his return he decided to jump over a bush, only his sandal got caught on a plant, and he tripped, and face-planted into the street!! Lucky for him, no one saw it, not even me, and he was up and back on his feet within a nanosecond. Besides his limp and actually telling the story to me, we have other proof. His cell phone busted. It has a crack so that the screen is totally busted and you can't see anything. It is even a flip phone. The sad thing is... this is not the first time this has happenend. The exact same thing happened to the screen of his last phone. He kept it in the cargo pocket of his BDUs and one day just hit a door or something, I don't know. Anyway, I think his next phone needs to be THIS

FYI, his phone still works, he just can't see who he is dialing or calling.